It is time. (While a quote from The Lion King, it still applies.)
Jingle bells! Arnold smells! Sinbad please don’t stay! Oh what fun it is to watch Turbo Man on Christmas Day! Hey!
White Christmas, just like the one I used to know…err…I mean watch.
Santa is real! So is Macy’s!
The two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Bread and wine. Liquor and more liquor.
So bored. You have no idea.
I cheated. Not on my wife, but with.
Everyone loves The Dark Knight. Well…almost everyone.
Little known facts about Home Alone.
Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a…Oogie Boogie.